Carmen

Well, she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China 
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "Uncle!" 
From the Red Sea to Greenland, they'll be singing the blues
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle 
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She'll go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago, to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well, she'll ransack Pakistan, and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up down under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the "miss" in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima 
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam
Mali, to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!

Well she flies around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations. 
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?